hanksypanky:

the only AP i’m gonna take is A Penis

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

dekutree:

im not even sure if im saying “swag” sarcastically anymore

internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life